In loving memory of Sherne and his brother, who quit the league and are presumed at peace.
In dishonorable recognition of
Who robbed ThisDitka in 2023, recruited him for the member-guest, no-showed the tournament, and has not won a thing since.
In 2023 Russ fleeced ThisDitka in a trade, then talked Chuda into partnering with him for the member-guest and never showed up to play it. He has not won anything since.
Minutes of the Grievance Committee
Sold as a win-win, executed as a robbery, defended to this day with a straight face.
He recruited the one man who would carry him, knew it, asked anyway — and never teed off.
You can debate whether karma is real. You cannot debate his standings.
For those scrolling in silence: the gist is that he took it personally.
Exhibit A — the evidence
Three seasons of receipts. Not opinions. Final standings.
Exhibit B — the trophy case
Every club keeps one. His entries are easy to read.
Did not occur
Exhibit C — visual record
Submitted by the membership. Entered into the record without objection.
The committee finds that no waiver claim, no lucky Sunday, and no amount of "that was three years ago, man" restores standing.
Appeal available upon one (1) championship